Sunday, April 6, 2008

At least the Tigers are 0-6

Before the season, with optimism slightly abound, people were saying, "how are the Giants going to lose 100?"

Now, it feels like more of a question of "how are the Giants going to win 50?"

What the hammer? What the chain? In what furnace was Sabean's brain? Today's lineup would be an average offense... in AAA. Twelve monkeys and Tim McCarver would've put together a better offense. I did some research, but I have yet to find an offense in major league history with this level of futility. Every team I've found had at least two people with an OPS+ over 100.

Barf. Vomit. Phlegm.

A gamer would rather hit into a double play than wave to the cameras.

At least the Giants miss Peavy in the next series; I feel that's almost a guaranteed shutout. Wonder if Webb and Haren will pitch in next week's series though...

Over/Under on shutouts this season: 17.5

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